Introducing The Dragon Lady

Obviously that's not my real name, but it's a name I'm proud to carry.  It was given to me a number of years ago as a joke, a joke that caught on and spread.  I decided that it fit.

I'm not the sort of dragon that steals princesses (or princes in my case) and eats the knights sent out to rescue them.

I AM the kind of Dragon that gathers treasure, though mine is much different than those other dragons you hear about.  I don't do jewels or gold, not the tangible kind that so many lust after.  My treasures are children - daughters specifically - and the words of He Who Has Created All.  (I call Him God, you can call Him what you wish.  That's between the two of you.)

My treasures are like these: "Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:   But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:  For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also."

I'm also not a greedy dragon who hoards his treasures all for himself.  I want to share mine with anyone who wants them.  I'm assuming since you're here, you think you might want to take a share.  I don't mind.  I hope you do!  In fact, here... wait a minute.... let me gift wrap one just for you.....